Krusteaz… I’m sorry!

Catherine — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:57:42 +0000

Well, here I was ready to blame Krusteaz for all my problems in making lemon bars (or perhaps it’s “barz”), but it turns out that I just can’t make the dang things for love or money. Not for love, anyway. And I do love them, which is why I hit up my colleague and roommate (we share a classroom at school, not at home) for her awesome lemon squares recipe. She gave me the recipe, written out in her incredibly tidy handwriting, along with little pictures of lemons which she drew (she’s artistic!) and she even made us a batch. Thanks, Marjory!

(Funny story: my daughter Rachel ate almost all of said lemon squares on the way to the Panic! at the Disco concert and then became completely hyper. I’ve never heard a human talk so fast before.)

So I know that this recipe works, it just doesn’t work for me. When I made them, they turned out like lemon brownies – which isn’t really a BIG problem – lacking the stratification of the more traditional lemon square. I think that the problem was my failure to press the crust down firmly before baking it. So, press firmly and enjoy.Lemon Squares (from Marjory “Madame” Leas)

Crust:

2 cups flour
1/2 cup powdered sugar
1 cup butter or margarine, softened

Mix together and PRESS FIRMLY into 9″ x 13″ pan. Bake for 20 minutes at 350 F.

Filling:

4 eggs
4 tbsp lemon juice
grated rind of 1 lemon
2 cups sugar
4 tbsp flour
1 tsp baking powder

Preparation

Beat eggs until light and fluffy. Add lemon juice and rind.
Combine flour, sugar, and baking powder and add to egg mixture.
Pour over baked crust and continue baking for 25 minutes or until it seems set when pan is jiggled.
Sprinkle with powdered sugar.
Cut into squares (not barz!) when cool.

Krusteaz lemon bar mix sucks!

Catherine — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 15:04:06 +0000

I don’t like to be a hater, but I’ve got to say that after two attempts at this mix I’m giving up. My theory is that having to bake the crust part first somehow prevents it from joining together harmoniously with the lemony goo, but whatever the science behind it may be, I can’t make it work! I came out with a rock-hard crust and an almost sickeningly sweet lemon custard resting on top of it. And to make matters worse, the lemon stuff hadn’t sufficiently jelled (although I followed the instructions and took it out of the oven when it began to brown on top) – what a mess. My daughter also tried this mix with similarly unsatisfying results. I remember going to her dad’s house, seeing it on the stove and having to ask what it was. Not cool.

As I so often do in times of food crisis, I turned to Diana Rattray of About.com’s southern cooking section for her wisdom. It seems that baking the crust first is standard, although with her addition of two sticks of butter, I’m betting things come out a mite tastier. Here’s how Diana does it.

If you think I’m being too harsh on poor Krusteaz, here’s someone who has a more positive impression.

Have you had any luck with this mix? Am I (and people who share my genetic material) just not cut out for this? Do you have a better lemon bar recipe than either Diana Rattray or Krusteaz? Let us know! Until we’ve been shown the error of our ways, Krusteaz Lemon Bars mix gets a paltry two garlic bulbs (it’d be only one, but hey, at least they taste like lemon).

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Krusteaz… I’m sorry!

Krusteaz lemon bar mix sucks!